I'm to fat!

Darn I'm to fat to scratch my own patootie!  I guess I'm going to have to go on a diet!

 Have you ever had one of those days where you get an itch on your foot and your to big to reach it because your stomach gets in the way.  Personally I have never had one of those days but I have had one of those where the itch never goes away!  It's not very fun!!! ~~Written by Molly~~